My name's Jared (but you can call me Jay). I'm a writer, a fan of many things, and pretty weird.

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Since the Night Vale school board refused to build a wheelchair ramp for Janice, Steve convinced Carlos to build her a spider-like robotic version of a wheelchair (imagine the spider robot from wild Wild West, only smaller, sleeker, and way less stupid) which can use the stairs and maneuver tight spaces with ease. Carlos went a little overboard, and made it so it could also walk on walls and ceilings, as well as some other perks that Janice hasn’t figured out yet.

This is so sweet and so wacky at the same time…

nightvalecommunityfanon:

Since the Night Vale school board refused to build a wheelchair ramp for Janice, Steve convinced Carlos to build her a spider-like robotic version of a wheelchair (imagine the spider robot from wild Wild West, only smaller, sleeker, and way less stupid) which can use the stairs and maneuver tight spaces with ease. Carlos went a little overboard, and made it so it could also walk on walls and ceilings, as well as some other perks that Janice hasn’t figured out yet.

This is so sweet and so wacky at the same time…

mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

The fun parts of tying the X-Men movies to the MCU. (I appreciate it, because all these studios should work together rather than stay separate.)

watchtheskytonight:

allthefandomfeelings:

sarlaccvagina:

allthefandomfeelings:

nailed it

“ew it’s in my hair” everything about this gif is marvelous
ps this is my most favorite part of the movie have i ever said that

mine too
clint where are you going
clint that’s TOWARDS THE EXPLODING MONSTER
CLINT YOU’RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF

IT’S BACK

watchtheskytonight:

allthefandomfeelings:

sarlaccvagina:

allthefandomfeelings:

nailed it

“ew it’s in my hair” everything about this gif is marvelous

ps this is my most favorite part of the movie have i ever said that

mine too

clint where are you going

clint that’s TOWARDS THE EXPLODING MONSTER

CLINT YOU’RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF

IT’S BACK

(Source: urulokid)

claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart

claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

(Source: scratchingpad)

Anonymous asked:

You're sexy, do you know it?

elliottwith2ts:

It’s subjective and I know it.

Anonymous asked:

Am I bae?

elliottwith2ts:

The bae, like the Chi, exists in all of us. It is the connective tissue we breathe, springing from the trees and pouring through babbling brooks. The bae is transcendent. 

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)