My name's Jared (but you can call me Jay). I'm a writer, a fan of many things, and pretty weird.
dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
- What I will NEVER wish upon my enemies: mental illness, disabilities, physical ailments, harm to friends/family, etc.
- What I WILL wish upon my enemies: getting all the red lights, being put on hold, stubbing their toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom, having their food order wrong, finding clothes that just don't quite fit right, stepping on Legos, their OTPs never become canon, etc.