My name's Jared (but you can call me Jay). I'm a writer, a fan of many things, and pretty weird.

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

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capaldilieu:

sorry i had to make this:

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Peter Capaldi: ‘A lot of surrealist art is about sex
[x] pt1

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